Inspired (or not) by viewing habits of other family members, I believe Zynga could make a killing on a new game idea, "Moron's Beach," modeled on that awful MTV show that will not be named here.
Imagine the fun people would have scoring points for all sorts of shore-based activity. Big points and scores for launching a shark attack against any one of the principals. What if one of the male leads had a bunch of weights dropped on his head at the gym? Oops, no points there, since there are no brains in the head.
Little bimbo overbakes herself in the tanning booth and can't go out? Automatic win for sparing the rest of humanity from her company.
The worst part about all this? People will go nuts over it.
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